Baby want a bottle?

December 22, 2017

Bananas look sick on my faux-beech island:
Waargghhh, baby want a bottle?

Stan Smiths got puddled and looking worse for wear:
Waargghhh, baby want a bottle?

The biscuits are better in the food bank bin than my basket:
Waargghhh, baby want a bottle?

My tyres only did 28,758 of the promised 30,000:
Waargghhh, baby want a bottle?

But who's gonna hold them to account for that?
Waargghhh, baby want a bottle?

The 5-0 gave up investigating bike theft some time in the eighties:
Waargghhh, baby want a bottle?

The world doesn't trust us to run a civil transport scheme:
Waargghhh, baby want a bottle?

Am I a better person than the godless scrotes of the Cardroom?
Probably not, but maybe a little (the correct response, well done).